Funny Ha ha!

I asked my kids these at different times. Matt felt left out and wanted to answer. Enjoy!

So here's the deal. Ask your kids these questions and see what answers you come up with. It's a very enlightening experience.
1. What is something I always say to you?
Taylor - Clean your room
Tatum – clean up your room
Matt – Not tonight

2. What makes me happy?
Taylor – sleeping
Tatum – kisses
Matt - sleep

3. What makes me sad?
Taylor - When I don’t do my homework
Tatum – I don’t know
Matt – lack of sleep

4. How do I make you laugh?
Taylor - When I make you make up goofy things
Tatum – Smile at me
Matt – (is it sad that he had to think about this?) singing rap songs to him.

5. What do you think I was like as a child?
Taylor -you were mean
Tatum – I don’t know
Matt - retarded

6. How old am I?
Taylor – 34
Tatum – 4
Matt – same as my IQ

7. How tall am I?
Taylor - 5’ 8”
Tatum- Holds her hand over her head
Matt – 5’5”

8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Taylor - Play wii with me
Tatum – Watch movies with me
Matt - sleep

9. What do I do when you're not around?
Taylor - Text me
Tatum – Take tests for school
Matt - sleep

10. If I become famous, what will it be for?
Taylor – Money
Tatum – going to church
Matt – medical experiments

11. What am I really good at?
Taylor - Yelling at me
Tatum – Watching me
Matt - sleeping

12. What am I not really good at?
Taylor – Soccer
Tatum – nothing
Matt – I succeed at all things

13. What is my job?
Taylor - Being a mother
Tatum – going to school
Matt – worshipping me

14. What is my favorite food?
Taylor – Pizza
Tatum – Soup
Matt – Hooters Hot wings

15. What makes you proud of me?
Taylor - going back to school
Tatum – playing with me
Matt – going back to school

16. If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
Taylor - D. W (from Arthur)
Tatum – Patrick
Matt – Curella De’vil

17. What do you and I do together?
Taylor – Argue
Tatum – watch cartoons
Matt - argue

18. How are we the same?
Taylor - We both think Matt is silly
Tatum – our hair
Matt – we have the same last name

19. How are you and I different?
Taylor - You make better grades than I do
Tatum – I don’t know
Matt – in almost every other way

20. How do you know that I love you?
Taylor - You give me hugs
Tatum – Because I love you!
Matt – because you do my laundry

21. Where is my favorite place to go?
Taylor – Hooters
atum – Chick-Fil-A
Matt – nap land!